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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Round 7, FINALE

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Delia Ketchum/Jessie (Pokemon) || Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Delia Ketchum/Jessie (Pokemon)

Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

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Friends. Allies. Pokemon fans. I know this is a hard choice to make. But you must listen to my words.

Wrightworth is incredible, yes, but what makes it incredible is not just how popular it is, but the fact that canon, somehow, supports it. We’ve all seen the official art. There’s no way that capcom didn’t know. It is canon in all but words.

Delia and Jessie, though, have barely spoken to each other in canon, if ever, in their 2 decades and half of coexistence. This is a ship that does not, can not, rely on canon to survive. There is no evidence. All we have in our favor is the inexplicable lesbian energy these two characters bring to the table. Jessie, with her and James’ iconic queercoded gender nonconformity, and Delia, with her mysterious absent husband and a refusal to remarry another man. There is also the hilarious concept of the weird adult mobster who’s chased you around to steal your pet rat for years fucking your mom.

That is the ONLY basis of this ship, which in my opinion, represents the greatest beauty of fandom. Canon is a suggestion. Not even a guideline, but a mere idea that we can choose not to obey. Now, you must make a choice. You could choose the lawyers with some implied gay ass shit going on, and it would respectable to do so. BUT, you could also choose the lesbian ship that was SO GAY, SO POWERFUL, that it has transcended every conceivable rule of shipping in the name of love. Truly, the ULTIMATE, GAYEST, NON CANON SHIP. HANAMUSA 2023!!!

Okay but also Think about how fucking funny This would be like holy shit THE gay lawyers losing to the 10 year old with 25 years of experience’s MOM and JESSIE KETCHUM? that would be hilarious